"An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day."
May your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious,
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!
There's at least one thing I'm sure to be grateful for this holiday season. I'm just glad I wasn't born a turkey! Happy Thanksgiving and may your feast be abundant!
Time to gobble 'til you wobble.
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
~ Jim Davis
Don't bother counting calories today, just your blessings. Wishing you a very happy Thanksgiving!
"You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out."
~ Jay Leno
"Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants."
~ Kevin James
"This Thanksgiving, cherish the time spent with your family as a reminder of why you moved very far away from your family."
The turkey is in the oven, the cider is spiked with rum, now let the family gossip begin. Happy Thanksgiving!
Cheers to Thanksgiving! May your pants be stretchy, your glasses ever-brimming, and your family avoid talking politics.