13 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes & Wishes

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1

Keep calm and pass the gravy.

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2

"An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day." ~ Anonymous

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3

May your stuffing be tasty, May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious, And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!

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4

There's at least one thing I'm sure to be grateful for this holiday season. I'm just glad I wasn't born a turkey! Happy Thanksgiving and may your feast be abundant!

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5

Time to gobble 'til you wobble.

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6

"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie." ~ Jim Davis

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7

Don't bother counting calories today, just your blessings. Wishing you a very happy Thanksgiving!

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8

"You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out." ~ Jay Leno

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9

"Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants." ~ Kevin James

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10

"This Thanksgiving, cherish the time spent with your family as a reminder of why you moved very far away from your family." ~ Anonymous

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11

The turkey is in the oven, the cider is spiked with rum, now let the family gossip begin. Happy Thanksgiving!

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12

Cheers to Thanksgiving! May your pants be stretchy, your glasses ever-brimming, and your family avoid talking politics.

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13

I only have pies for you!

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