10 funny Thanksgiving quotes to get the whole table laughing
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“Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.”
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Wilbur D. Nesbit
"If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it’s really like making a large chicken."
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Ina Garten
“If you start drinking now, Thanksgiving could be a lot of fun.”
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Conan O’Brien
“Happy Thanksgiving! This year I’m thankful that your family is so annoying you’re checking Twitter instead of talking to them.”
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Stephen Colbert
“Thanksgiving sucks where it is now. It’s too close to Christmas. We don’t need back-to-back holidays where we go home and sleep on a twin bed after mainlining gravy.”
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Seth Meyers
“It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without a little emotional scarring.”
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Timothy Burke, “Friends”
“You can’t have Thanksgiving without turkey. That’s like the Fourth of July without apple pie or Friday with no two pizzas.”
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Joey Tribbiani, “Friends”
“I like football. I find it’s an exciting strategic game. It’s a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.”
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Craig Ferguson
“I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that.”
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Howie Mandel
“After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.”