10 funny Thanksgiving quotes to get the whole table laughing

“Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.”

"If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it’s really like making a large chicken."

“If you start drinking now, Thanksgiving could be a lot of fun.”

“Happy Thanksgiving! This year I’m thankful that your family is so annoying you’re checking Twitter instead of talking to them.”

“Thanksgiving sucks where it is now. It’s too close to Christmas. We don’t need back-to-back holidays where we go home and sleep on a twin bed after mainlining gravy.”

“It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without a little emotional scarring.”

“You can’t have Thanksgiving without turkey. That’s like the Fourth of July without apple pie or Friday with no two pizzas.”

“I like football. I find it’s an exciting strategic game. It’s a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.”

“I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that.”

“After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.”

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10 funny Thanksgiving quotes to get the whole table laughing

“Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.”

Wilbur D. Nesbit

"If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it’s really like making a large chicken."

Ina Garten

“If you start drinking now, Thanksgiving could be a lot of fun.”

Conan O’Brien

“Happy Thanksgiving! This year I’m thankful that your family is so annoying you’re checking Twitter instead of talking to them.”

Stephen Colbert

“Thanksgiving sucks where it is now. It’s too close to Christmas. We don’t need back-to-back holidays where we go home and sleep on a twin bed after mainlining gravy.”

Seth Meyers

“It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without a little emotional scarring.”

Timothy Burke, “Friends”

“You can’t have Thanksgiving without turkey. That’s like the Fourth of July without apple pie or Friday with no two pizzas.”

Joey Tribbiani, “Friends”

“I like football. I find it’s an exciting strategic game. It’s a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.”

Craig Ferguson

“I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that.”

Howie Mandel

“After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.”

Oscar Wilde

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