10 funny Thanksgiving quotes to get the whole table laughing

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“Thanksgiving is so called because  we are all so thankful that it only comes  once a year.”

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Wilbur D. Nesbit

"If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it’s really like making a large chicken."

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Ina Garten

“If you start drinking now, Thanksgiving could be a lot of fun.”

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Conan O’Brien

“Happy Thanksgiving! This year I’m thankful that your family is  so annoying you’re checking Twitter instead of talking  to them.”

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Stephen Colbert

“Thanksgiving sucks where it is now.  It’s too close to Christmas.  We don’t need  back-to-back holidays where we go home  and sleep on a twin  bed after mainlining gravy.”

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Seth Meyers

“It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without a little emotional scarring.”

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Timothy Burke, “Friends”

“You can’t have Thanksgiving without turkey. That’s like the Fourth of July without apple pie or Friday with no two pizzas.”

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Joey Tribbiani, “Friends”

“I like football.  I find it’s an exciting strategic game.  It’s a great way to  avoid conversation with your family  at Thanksgiving.”

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Craig Ferguson

“I’m from Canada,  so Thanksgiving  to me is just Thursday with more food.  And I’m thankful  for that.”

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Howie Mandel

“After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.”

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Oscar Wilde