10 funny Thanksgiving quotes laughing

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“You know, maybe this will be a good Thanksgiving. Just us and the kids. You cook and I’ll watch football with my pants open all day.”

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Ray Romano, “Everybody Loves Raymond”

“Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.”

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P.J. O’Rourke

“Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.”

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Yogi Berra

“New pick-up line to try today: “Hey, are you a turkey? Because I want to gobble you up and then fall asleep.”

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Rebel Wilson

“Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.”

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Yogi Berra

“Do you think Abe Lincoln would have declared Thanksgiving a national holiday if he knew it would mean the Lions play every year?”

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Conan O’Brien

“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.”

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Kevin James

“For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag.”

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Andy Borowitz

“Have leftover Eggo waffles from your Eleven Halloween costume? We’ll show you how to make it into Thanksgiving stuffing. After the break.”

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John Mayer

“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.”

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Jim Davis