10 funny Thanksgiving quotes laughing

“You know, maybe this will be a good Thanksgiving. Just us and the kids. You cook and I’ll watch football with my pants open all day.”

“Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.”

“Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.”

“New pick-up line to try today: “Hey, are you a turkey? Because I want to gobble you up and then fall asleep.”

“Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.”

“Do you think Abe Lincoln would have declared Thanksgiving a national holiday if he knew it would mean the Lions play every year?”

“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.”

“For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag.”

“Have leftover Eggo waffles from your Eleven Halloween costume? We’ll show you how to make it into Thanksgiving stuffing. After the break.”

“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.”

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10 funny Thanksgiving quotes laughing

“You know, maybe this will be a good Thanksgiving. Just us and the kids. You cook and I’ll watch football with my pants open all day.”

Ray Romano, “Everybody Loves Raymond”

“Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.”

P.J. O’Rourke

“Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.”

Yogi Berra

“New pick-up line to try today: “Hey, are you a turkey? Because I want to gobble you up and then fall asleep.”

Rebel Wilson

“Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.”

Yogi Berra

“Do you think Abe Lincoln would have declared Thanksgiving a national holiday if he knew it would mean the Lions play every year?”

Conan O’Brien

“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.”

Kevin James

“For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag.”

Andy Borowitz

“Have leftover Eggo waffles from your Eleven Halloween costume? We’ll show you how to make it into Thanksgiving stuffing. After the break.”

John Mayer

“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.”

Jim Davis

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