“The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating.”
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John Walters
“You know that just before that first Thanksgiving dinner there was one wise, old Native American woman saying, ‘Don’t feed them. If you feed them, they’ll never leave.’”
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Dylan Brody
“Happy Thanksgiving!!! Or as I like to call it: Cheat Day.”
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Hugh Jackman
“I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.”
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Robert Brault
“Thank you, the day after Thanksgiving, or as the makers of sweatpants call it, 'the busy season.'"
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Jimmy Fallon
“Cooking tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.”
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Nicole Hollander
“In honor of Hanukkah falling on Thanksgiving, I am going to spend dinner feeling guilty about everything I have to be thankful for.”
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Conan O’Brien
“What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?”
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Erma Bombeck
“I’m giving thanks that we don’t have to go through this for another year.”
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Adele Larson, “Home for the Holidays”
“Did you nap after eating the Thanksgiving meal? Or did you pass out like you were shot by a tranquilizer gun?”