48 Candy Corn Quotes And Captions For Instagram

“I love you more than candy corn. (that’s a lot!)”

“All I’ve had to eat for the past six days are gummi beans, jelly beans, and candy corns. God, I wish I had your discipline.”

“I’d rather walk barefoot on a floor full of legos than munch on a handful of candy corn.”

“I can’t wait for pumpkin pie and hot chocolate and candy corn and sweaters and jeans and scarves and boots and cold air and bright leaves and late nights.”

“Keep calm and eat candy corn.”

“Just give me the frrin Candy!”

“Everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It’s a conspiracy.” – Max, Hocus Pocus

“I love candy corn! I eat it till I get a headache! Mom! Mom! Mom!”

“Candy corn. For Halloween that is my favorite candy, but it doesn’t come around that often and I like that.”- Daniel Jacobs

“The reason its called candy corn is because if you stack it up like this it looks like a corn.”

“The great thing about candy is that it can’t be spoiled by the adult world, candy is innocent, and all Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn corn used to appear, like the great pumpkin, solely on Halloween.” – Rosecrans Baldwin

“Candy apples and candy corn. Dead zombies waiting to mourn. Living souls about to be torn. By scary costumes kids have worn.”

“Peace Love and Candy Corn.”

“Candy corn tastes like boogers.”

“Never take candy from strangers.”- Rita Rudner

“And together they eat of the candy corn. And it was good.” – Mohja Kohf

“My favorite Halloween candy is the candy corn. It comes in four colors: white, yellow, orange, brown. Those are also the stages of your teeth rotting after you eat it.”- Jay Leno

“We elves try to stick to the four main food groups candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup.”

“Candy corn is oh so sweet. It makes a great fall time treat. So smooth with orange, yellow and white, I want more with every bite. So eat them now while they’re still here. They won’t be back until next year.”

“Oh, candy corn! Oh, candy corn, oh, candy corn. I want to eat some candy corn. I found a bag and reached in right. Pulled out a handful and held on tight. Up the stairs, I ran real fast. To eat my candy corn at last!”

“Is candy corn considered a vegetable?”

“Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, “Never take candy from strangers.” And then they dressed me up and said, “Go beg for it.” I didn’t know what to do. I’d knock on people’s doors and go, “Trick or treat.””- Rita Rudner

“And all Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween.”- Rosecrans Baldwin

“I’d gladly accept a chocolate bar with a razor blade in it over candy corn with nothing in it.”

“How to eat candy corn? 1. eat one 2. remember candy corn sucks 3. leave the rest.”

“Beware of candy corn!”

“What inspired me to become an author? I think it was the snow in New York. I looked out the window and I said, ‘Well, I have to get dressed every morning to go to teach, but if I write a book, I can stay home in my bathrobe, eat candy corn.’”- Patricia Reilly Giff

“It’s all about the candy.”

“The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It’s unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that’s never been advertised. And there’s a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there’s a ...

... ton of it left over.”- Lewis Black

“Pumpkin wishes and candy corn kisses.”

“All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.”- Lewis Black

“I love you candy corn.”

“This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.”- Conan O’Brien

Feed me candy and tell me I’m pretty.

I’m very popular this time of year.

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn and syrup.

I don’t always eat my vegetables but when I do it’s always candy corn.

Never take candy from strangers, they said.

Candy corn has always been my favorite vegetable.

Candy corn is my favorite vegetable.

As far as I’m concerned, candy corn is a vegetable.

Sweet and corny!

I’ve eaten so much candy corn that I’ve turned into it.

Trick or Treat!!!

I love you more than candy corn—which is a lot!

How to eat candy corn—throw it in the trash.

Pretty sure I’m in a candy corn coma.

Will trade sibling for candy corn.